The First Impression.

The irony behind "making a good first impression" is, has anyone every even described what the deffiniton of a 'good' first impression is in the first place?

I have gone my whole life not actually knowing the proper steps to a good first impression. It seems to put a lot of pressure onto a person because there are no redos, once its out there, it is out there. Its like this first impression will be the perminate judgment of what someone thinks of you. So messing this up, is like ruining your oppertunity to be social, or have friends.

Now to get to my point, this is the exact reason why I have been putting off starting this blog. The whole starting aspect is what got to me. I mean, I would like to have friends and be social, but sadly for me, I am completely dreadful at first impressions. It might just be though that I am almost incapable of speaking properly without getting sidetracked by all the jibber jabber escaping my mouth and then the incorrect order they flow out in, causing the famous jibberish words that seem to make perfect sense to me, but make everyone around me believe that I was raised by low status clowns.

For many days I actually had to think about the exact wording I was going to type as my "introduction blog" 

*flash back*

'HEY! WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!" no. That is too...over used? Hmmmm.."Hey, Im Monster." stating the obvious? "name.age.gender.location." ...this.is.not.working. [insert frustration]  "well here is something funny, i am a sucky person who has no idea how to make a stupid bl."  woahh...  Ok, just take a deep breath. You are just making this harder than it actually is.

Its just a blog.... knowing you, who is going to read any of this anyway? So really you are only trying to impress yourself.

Its not like this has been in your draft since may........because...that would be.. not.....proper.

aiy aiy aiy.....
Hey look. A first impression.